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Dat fiind faptul ca ocupa un loc fruntas in topul serialelor mele preferate, am zis ca nu ar fi frumos sa ramana fara recenzie. So, here I am!

Aveam in gand o introducere mai interesanta, dar pana am ajuns sa scriu recenzia am uitat-o. Me lame! I know. Asadar, cei trei prieteni “vaduvi” de un prieten negru, ii simt lipsa lui Cleaveland (faza cu lampa a fost absolut bestiala) si vor sa redevina 4. Dupa auditii care au durat 3 zile il gasesc pe cel de-al patrulea membru al anturajului: Jerome (sorry for you Kevin Connolly) a.k.a the black cool guy with a black jesus around his neck.

Peter: “Thanks for the lift home Jerome. Hei, if you got time to come in I’d like for you to meet my wife.”

Jerome: “I got time for whatever I want, foul! My watch don’t tell time. I tell it!”

Peter: “Wow! You’re cooler than a York peppermint patty.” (foarte tare reclama)

Jerome o cunoaste pe Lois. De fapt, cu mult inainte sa fie cu Peter, Lois a fost cu Jerome. Peter devine gelos, mai ales dupa glume de genul: Peter:“You dating that guy… It’s just a lot to take in.” /Lois: ” OH… You tellin’ me!“; Lois: “Jerome and I dated over 12 inches ago.”. Intr-un exces de furie si de betie, arunca cu o sticla in geamul casei lui Jerome, nimereste o vaza, vaza face scurtcircuit, covorul ia foc si apoi toata casa (doar e desen animat). Asa ca Jerome va locui la Peter la insistentele lui Lois.

Dar dupa ce Lois are un orgasm gastronomic datorat unor gustari facute de Jerome si mai are parte si de o manevra Heimlich foarte sexuala (doggy style, 69; geniala faza by the way), Peter trece la masuri mai drastice.

Peter *imbracat ca un membru Ku Klux Klan*: “Oh, surely Jerome, you don’t wanna stay in the same house with the ghost that carries a torch around. Ooooo….Fire ghost! Oooo… you scared yet? Didn’t knew this place was haunted, did you?” -Priceless!

Ii zice tot ce are pe suflet. Jerome pleaca. Lois ii da lui Peter cadoul pe care Jerome i l-a facut (cadou de multumire) si Peter se simte ca un jackass. Isi cere scuze si totul devine ok.

Jerome: ” We cool Peter. But listen, there is something I gotta ‘fess up to. While I was living with y’all, I had myself lots of nasty ass sex with Meg.”

Peter: “I don’t care about that.” (Imi plac la nebuniile fazele cand o desconsidera in halul asta pe Meg)

Brian afla ca Quagmire nu-l place si incearca sa se imprieteneasca cu el dar esueaza lamentabil si afla intr-un final parerea lui Quagmire despre el. Practic a rezumat viata lui Brian din cele 7 sezoane.

Quagmire: “You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friends wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add salt to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you’re such a sponge, you pay for nothing, you always say : <<I’ll get you later!>>. But later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you’re this really deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Ya! I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest. I don’t buy them a copy of “Catcher in the rye” and then lecture them with some seven grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intelectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much. He’s you! God you’re pretentios! And you delude yourself thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. I should have known Cheryl Tigs didn’t write me that note. She wouldn’t know there no ‘a’ in the word definite. I think what I hate about you is your text book liberal agenda, how we should <<Legalize pot, man!>>, how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. What have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian! Never seen you down there. You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ! Or any religion for that matter, because <<Religion is for idiots>>. You failed college twice wich isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How is that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I can forvige all of that, if you weren’t such a bore. That’s the worst of it Brian! You’re just a big, sad, alcooholic bore. Thanks for the f*cking stake!”

In plus, mai sunt toate fazele din categoria “Like that time…” care sunt geniale: cea mai tare a fost cu papagalul lui Joe. Cripple!

M-am cam lungit, dar a fost un episod prea bun si m-am lasat carried away! Nota mea 5/5.